ALL LANES SLOW • YOUR LANE SLOWEST • GRANDPA IS WINNING • 8:30 AM AND ALREADY LATE • HONKING FIXES NOTHING • MURPHY'S LAW IS THE SPEED LIMIT • ALL LANES SLOW • YOUR LANE SLOWEST •
COMMUTE · COMEDY · GRIDLOCK
STUCK IN
TRAFFIC
BEAT THE OLD GUY TO WORK
Five commutes. Four lanes. One grandpa with a walker who is somehow faster than your car. Whatever lane you pick instantly becomes the slow one.
First day on the job. Grandpa has been up since 4 AM.
A / ← merge left
D / → merge right
W / ↑ inch forward
Space / H HONK (useless)
P / Esc pause · R restart
M radio · N mute all
◀ / ▶ big merge buttons
INCH creep forward
HONK!!! accomplishes nothing
PAUSE · speaker = mute
PAUSED
Traffic paused too. First time it's ever stopped on purpose.
MONDAY
CLOCKED IN!
BEAT GRANDPA
Your boss didn't notice. Grandpa did.
Enter / Space · or tap the fat button
MONDAY
GRANDPA CLOCKED IN FIRST.
YOU'RE FIRED.
You were rehired the next morning because nobody else applied.
IT'S THE WEEKEND
YOU BEAT GRANDPA ALL WEEK
Commute Points: 0. Cash value: $0.00.
Five commutes. Zero promotions. Grandpa has challenged you to a rematch Monday. He's been stretching.